Top 15 Unofficial Rumored FTM Album Titles

  1. “Courtiers and Cutthroats”
  2. “Azullorojo Dream”
  3. “My Mother Took Two”
  4. “I Have Reason to Believe She’s Make Believe”
  5. “I Like That Panda!”
  6. “I Have Disabled The Robot Professor And This is My Victory Dance”
  7. “The Epic Odyssey Of A Tapdancer With A Grudge”
  8. “Rumors and Whispers: The Title of Mystery”
  9. “The Title That Can’t Decide Itself”
  10. “Wheels in Place of Horses”
  11. “Man Made Moon Lander”
  12. “How To Destroy a Band”
  13. “A Thousand Sons”
  14. “Weights and Projectiles”
  15. “Powerfist”

30 responses

  1. 1 and 10 both sound so fucking cool. I cannot WAIT for this album!! Kill it guys!! Feel better Cliff!!

    March 6, 2011 at 1:30 am

  2. Melv*n

    6 seems a cool one.

    March 6, 2011 at 4:41 pm

  3. Nellie Anger

    “I Like That Panda!”
    ????????????????????
    Really random guys.

    1,10,13,14,15 are all kick-ass.
    Whatever you guys pick is going to to be awesome. ❤
    CANNOT. WAIT. FOR. THIS. ALBUM.

    Get well soon Cliff. D:

    March 6, 2011 at 4:43 pm

  4. “Arrows and Anchors”

    That should be number 1.

    March 6, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    • Melv*n

      Explain?

      March 6, 2011 at 4:50 pm

  5. 8, 12 or 14 <- my favs

    fair to midland<3

    March 6, 2011 at 4:50 pm

  6. LMFAO @ #12

    March 6, 2011 at 4:58 pm

  7. Aurvant

    What about Unlocking Freedom? That always sounded like a kick-ass title.

    March 6, 2011 at 4:59 pm

  8. #14 clever….clever…

    March 6, 2011 at 5:10 pm

  9. Sean

    Arrows and Anchors

    March 6, 2011 at 5:58 pm

  10. Lmao
    I love number 5.

    But sereusly
    4, 8,

    March 6, 2011 at 6:16 pm

  11. Tai

    I agree with “Arrows and Anchors”, although #1 is a firm favorite.
    #6, however, is genius.

    March 6, 2011 at 6:39 pm

  12. K10

    1 or 8 but even then …. needs work

    March 7, 2011 at 1:00 am

  13. Aaron

    I thought the title was “A Random Reverie Of Wasted Silence & A Novice Crime Happens Over Radio Science

    March 7, 2011 at 9:03 am

  14. Taylor

    Call it “Worst Title Ever” for all I care, just release the damn album!!!

    March 7, 2011 at 10:58 am

  15. James

    I gotta go with 1,6,7, or 8. Those are my favorite.

    March 7, 2011 at 10:39 pm

  16. Xaquerie

    If I had known there was going to be a list, I could have started a rumor way more ridiculous than any of these.

    March 8, 2011 at 3:16 pm

  17. Charlett

    #4 I like,#6 lol,#7 is interesting, #10 sounds like a winner

    March 9, 2011 at 4:29 am

  18. Leonium

    #6 and #8. both are awesome.

    March 9, 2011 at 4:53 am

  19. JBlankAZ

    Just Witnessed your Open to the Tour, Holy
    !@#$ You guys rocked it, Nice touch hanging from the sprinkler. Hope to see you guys back in AZ soon, at a much bigger venue.

    March 9, 2011 at 1:24 pm

  20. JBlankAZ

    P.S. #13 is the only one that sounds Real.

    March 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm

  21. Trevor Conklin

    most definitely number 4, thats such a sick title.

    March 9, 2011 at 4:18 pm

  22. Cystlib

    ‘A Thousand Sons’ sounds a lot like Linkin Park’s new album ‘A Thousand Suns.’ Which is a great album though. And a thousand sons is a great album name. 10 and 14 are cool too.

    March 15, 2011 at 3:12 pm

  23. Micah

    I say, self-title and release the bastard already.

    March 16, 2011 at 2:33 pm

  24. Chad

    All I have to say is that Fables had one of the sickest titles known to man. If you can follow it up with something that sick, then you will have reached a new high. Keep killin it guys, feel better Cliff, and come back to Utah!

    March 17, 2011 at 10:58 am

  25. All I have to say is that Fables was the epitome of a sick album title. If you can top yourselves there, I will yet again be extremely impressed. But then again, that isn’t exactly uncommon. Keep killin it guys, Cliff get better, and please hit Utah again!

    March 17, 2011 at 11:00 am

  26. Daniel

    What about Loopholes in Limbo or Musical Chairs?

    March 17, 2011 at 12:36 pm

  27. Taylor

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but am I seeing a couple Warhammer references?

    March 28, 2011 at 2:19 pm

  28. Carlos

    What about some of you guys realize there is laughs involved in the list?

    It’s probably a joke, and there are funny titles there lol
    A thousand sons is funny xP

    March 30, 2011 at 9:17 pm

  29. Kyle

    I vandalized their wikipedia page with #4 as a goof. I remember thinking, “that would be cool if they saw it, but that won’t happen.” Thanks guys. I nearly s*** myself I saw this!

    May 22, 2011 at 6:13 pm

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